Green is pretty typically known for putting you in that spaced-out zen-like chilled vibe. In fact, more often than not you’ll notice the volume dial way back down once that joint’s made a couple of rounds around that social circle.
Of course, this does depend on the strain that you’re smoking.
There are tons of options out there that will actually loosen your tongue and get you chattering the ear off of anyone who is willing to listen.
And if you find yourself, like me, just a ball of awkwardness in any social situation, there’s nothing better than a quick puff to get you a little more relaxed and a whole lot more talkative.
Now, I will put my disclaimer here. While these secret social strains that I’m about to share with you will do wonders for your wagging tongue, that is only the case in moderation.
You still need to pace yourself. Smoke too much and you’ll end up in that silent spaced-out oblivion. You’ve been warned.
5 Best Chatty Weed Strains
1. Banana
Californian genetics have been praised globally for some time now, and this Banana strand is no exception. In fact, it is the very evidence to substantiate such celebration.
The timeless indica OG Kush is bred with the delicious banana-flavored sativa-dominant strain which creates a hybrid high unlike any other (see also “Hybrid Strains: A Comprehensive Breakdown“).
It has a 20-30% THC content so it’s sure to leave you feeling pretty baked. And it’s such a nice high to ride. You’re not left feeling overly tired or spacey. It just takes you to a blissful and stress-free space where anxiety no longer exists.
Social anxiety? Who is she?
It’ll leave you loose at the tongue and happy to chat with whoever is around without so much as a second thought.
2. Super Lemon Haze
Super Lemon Haze doesn’t have quite the same potency as Banana, but it’s still going to leave you with a great buzz with around 20% THC content. And you know that it’s going to be an impressive smoke when the strain is made by Green House Seeds.
If you’re not already familiar with Green House Seeds, they’re responsible for some of the best coffee shops you’ll find in Amsterdam. They take great pride in their strains and that is pretty evident once you smoke up.
This slow burner starts with that calm and serenity of an indica (see also “Indica Strains: A Comprehensive Breakdown“). And for a moment you may actually worry about perking up and getting chatty. That is until the effects of the sativa genetics skyrocket.
And suddenly, you’ll be more concerned about how to get yourself from stopping being so chatty.
3. Amnesia Haze
Next up to bat is another 20% THC content strain. And oh boy, is it a good one. I don’t think I’ve found anyone who has tried this beauty to find any cause for complaint. From her delicious citrusy aroma and flavor to her sativa-dominant perky high, she is magnificent.
This is another strain that you’ll find amongst many of the coffee shops in Amsterdam. And it works well no matter how you use it. It’s perfect for vaporizers, paper, and pipes! It takes a little longer to grow but its yield is well and truly worth it.
You’ll be sure to have an amazing – and chatty – time with your friends as this strain wakes you up and has you riding that amazing high.
4. Blue Dream
For many social smokers, Blue Dream will be the strain of choice. It even won the prestige of best-seller in all the dispensaries in Colorado. So, pretty safe to say that it’s popular. The strain has a THC content of just over 22% so it’s sure to give you that social buzz.
This strong sativa brings a calm to your mind before it totally intoxicates you in playful tipsiness. Expect a pretty improved mindset and mood after sparking up this strain.
It’ll leave you a whole lot more relaxed and even feeling a little silly.Giggles inbound. Don’t worry about those lethargic indica vibes here – the sativa prevails.
Oh, and it also has a super delicious berry and fruity flavor too. It’ll get you chatty and savoring each and every smoke.
5. Lemon Kush
If when reading this list you thought I wish I could combine strains one and two, well then call me your magic gene. Yep, that’s right a delicious kush hybrid with that super sweet lemon flavor. It’s magical.
Now, it is worth noting that you should definitely be careful with how much of this strain you smoke because it is indica-dominant. So too much will leave you sleepy, stoned, and spaced out.
However, for those with excess stress, anxiety, and depression it battles the symptoms amazingly.
It’ll release a euphoric high that you can feel from the top of your head to the tip of your toes. It’ll certainly leave you in a much better mood.
You’ll be more chilled, less anxious, happier, and more playful. And if that doesn’t get those chatterbox juices flowing then nothing will.
Honorable Mention – Cannatonic
It didn’t make my top five, but this strain definitely deserves a mention. And so it’s getting one. It is pretty low in terms of its THC levels, in fact, it can be as little as just 5-6% and can even be matched by its CBD content.
But just because it won’t get you super high doesn’t mean that it won’t do the job at hand. And it’s the perfect option for when you need that social-speaking boost without wanting anyone to know about a secret smoke.
It’ll help reduce the feelings of anxiety and present a calmness over you without zoning you out from your surroundings. You’ll essentially be sober but somehow find yourself speaking up so much easier. It’s a subtle strain for sure, but it will still get the job done.
And depending on the social situation, it might be the perfect option.
Final Thoughts
Even the best of us can find social settings pretty intimidating. And as a quiet person myself I know there’s nothing worse than it being brought to everyone’s attention that you’re quiet.
Sometimes we need just a little push to get us chatting and socializing stress-free, and that’s fine.
And if you are looking for a strain that’s going to wake you up a little and get you more involved, you couldn’t find anything better than the 5, okay six, strains that I have mentioned in this article.
I’ve tried to include some stronger strains for those that have the tolerance to ride an epic high, along with some more muted options for those who don’t smoke all that often or just wish to pass under the radar undetected.
So regardless of your tolerance, or your social setting, there should be an option for you.
As always, ensure that you are smoking safely and responsibly. Always smoke within your means and do not push yourself too far.
Remember, that these strains will help you to get chatting a lot more but smoke too much and you’ll still be in that spaced-out stoner slump. And you won’t be all that chatty then!
Hi, my name is Ian James and I have been in the vape industry for almost seven years. I own a business specializing in vaping products and paraphernalia.
I created this website to share the truths about vaping and to stop the spread of misinformation. Please, enjoy my website and come in with an open mind. You never know what you might come out with!
